Meet Constance. 😎

This sophisticated senior lady oozes confidence, curves, and a total disinterest in your unsolicited gym tips. 💁‍♀️ Yes, she’s rocking a few extra pounds, she knows it, the scale knows it, and frankly, we’re all just pretending not to notice. She’s on a slow and steady weight-loss mission, but if you ask her, she’s just “saving up her fluff for the winter.” ❄️ Honestly, she’s not losing much yet, she’s just committed to her cozy, cuddly lifestyle, and honestly, we’re here for it.

Now, if you’re dreaming of a cat that loves enthusiastic bum scratches… well, we should probably save you both the heartbreak. 🙅‍♂️ Nope, she’s not that cat.

But give her a good neck scratch? Oh, now we’re talking. She’ll respond like a dog discovering the best belly rub spot, one leg kicks out, her eyes soften, and she temporarily forgets she’s supposed to be all regal and aloof. 🐾

When she’s new to a space, Constance loves to “hide.” And by that, we mean she’s an expert at “strategic concealment.” Her favorite move? Tucking her head behind a curtain while roughly 40% of her still sticks out the other side. Sometimes it’s just her tail, other times it’s half her face. Either way, she’s convinced she’s vanished into thin air. 🕵️‍♀️ Please, don’t burst her bubble…

Once she’s settled, Constance is the epitome of calm, curious without demanding, and perfectly content to be your quiet sidekick. She’s the kind of cat who watches the world go by, enjoys the finer things, like neck scratches, and believes every home could use a little more tranquility… and maybe a snack or two. 🍪

If Constance sounds like your kind of feline, submit a pre-adoption questionnaire at the link or stop by the Centre today!

Cat Pre-Adoption Questionnaire

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