Hello future caretakers,
My name is Bruce – but my friends (everyone, basically) also call me Boots, Beef, or just Handsome (because… well, look at me).

I’m a 10-year-young, brown tabby gentleman with a heart of gold and a vibe that screams “retired rockstar turned professional napper.” I’m looking for a chill, cozy spot to live out my golden years – think less “crazy kitten chaos,” more “blanket burrito with a side of head scritches.”

I’m a social guy – I enjoy the company of humans, light chats over coffee (you sip, I purr), and dramatic slow blinks from across the room. My hobbies include napping in sunbeams, rearranging throw pillows, and pretending I wasn’t just yelling for snacks 3 minutes ago.

My ideal home? One where I can relax, be adored, and maybe have a soft window perch to judge the squirrels. In return, I’ll bring warmth, whiskers, and occasional zoomies that’ll make you laugh till you cry.

Let’s make this official.
Swipe right on me – I’m the whole purr-package. 🐾

Love,
Bruce aka Boots aka Beef aka Your New Best Friend