Hey! Hey you! 👋
Yeah, you – the one with great taste in cats.

It’s me, Gary, and I need to borrow your attention for just a sec. Can someone please explain why a ridiculously handsome house panther like me is still sitting here waiting for a forever home?! I mean, look at me. Sleek. Sophisticated. A little dramatic. Basically a feline James Bond. 🕶️🐾

Here’s the deal: I’m not just a pretty face. I’m affectionate, full of personality, and ready to be your best friend. But let’s clear something up – I’m an indoor-only guy. Yes, I may insist I want to go outside. I may even try to sell it hard with my “poor me” eyes. But trust me, I have zero street smarts. Like, none. I’m all swagger and no survival skills.

So please, keep me safe and keep me inside – where I belong. I’ll repay you with headbutts, epic poses, and enough sass to keep life interesting.

I’m not asking for much: a cozy spot, a human to love, and maybe a treat or two (or twelve). So what do you say? Is your couch missing a panther?

Yours in charm and chaos,
Gary 🖤
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